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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.

一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say，「Pick me up. 」

一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到 一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」 !

He looked
around and couldn 't see anyone.

他四處張望，卻四下無人。

He thought he
was dreaming when he heard the voice say again， 「Pick me up. 」

當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時，他以為是他的幻覺。

He looked in
the water and there，floating on the top，was a frog.

他往水中定神一看，那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。

The man said，「Are you talking to me? 」

老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」

The frog
said，「Yes，I'm talking to you」

青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」

Pick me up
then， kiss me and I 'll turn into the most beautiful woman
you have ever seen.

將我拿起來，吻我，我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。

I'll make
sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!

我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，因為我即將成為你的新娘。

The man
looked at the frog for a short time，reached over, picked it up carefully，and placed it in his front pocket.

老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。

The frog
said，「What，are you nuts？ Didn't you hear what I said？I said kiss me and I will be your
beautiful bride.」

青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」

He opened
his pocket，looked at the frog and said，「Nah，at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.」

他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：「算了，以我這樣的年紀，我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」